haleygirls

1. No clothes allowed from 5pm – sleep
2. Spiller du – slickar vi*[1]
3. Wednesday = No Bra-day
4. If you’re gonna have sex stay out of the fridge*[2]
5. No shoes allowed*[3]
6. $5 admission fee for takin’ a ride om the ceiling-fan
7. Don’t bring spiders, rats or spiders
8. Don’t pet our Haley House Housewife Herbie*[4]
9. Tequila is only consumed straight*[5]
10. Opening Hours; Mon, Wed-Fri 4 - 4:59 pm                                                                                                                       Tue               9:40 - 11 am                                                                                                                    Sat-Sun         3 – 6 am

[1] *Gäller endast om du spiller på kroppen mellan 5pm - sleep

[2] *Its cold.. And we dont want jizz in our milk

[3] *Except for the sofas they are so dirty anyway

[4] *He bites (believe us, we know..)

[5] *Wanna have a Margarita? Say hello to our backyard..!